My dentist talked about me needing "Zirconium crowns".
I mistakenly thought that was a reference to "Cubic zirconia" (fake diamonds).
I figured if he was going to put fake diamonds in my mouth, we might as well go all out with titanium teeth. You know, because titanium is cool, but is a little less flashy than diamonds.
So I mentioned as much.
His response?
"You're hilarious!"
I wasn't kidding.
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