Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

All for naught

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Dammit. I looked good today and no one I actually wanted to see me saw me.

What a waste of a perfectly good EVERYTHING!

Reader comments

Debbie: “And the days I look like shit I see EVERYBODY I know.”

Zero: “I shaved. I have on a nice shirt. My clothes fit well. I feel good. My face isn't overly annoying today. FOR NOTHING!”


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