I think I'm going to start a meet-up group for mail order brides.
And then just sort of show up.
*"Oh, hi. Yeah, I'm single. Do you speak English?"
...
There's a slight chance that I haven't thought this all the way through.
... Or maybe I have! Muahahaha!
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David: “I read that as ‘mail order bribes’ and thought that would save a lot of time.”
Zero: “Yeah. Yeah. That's what I meant. Mail order bribes. It's brilliant!”