Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

At my signal

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At my signal, unleash the battle squirrels!

(I would've been an awesome Think-outside-of-the-box general.)

Re: Gladiator .

Reader comments

Simone: “You need to step up your game. Battle squirrels.. pffff.”

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Zero:

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For reference: Maximus in Gladiator, who commands his archers with "At my signal, unleash hell." I would command squirrels. They have better aim than most archers I know.


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