Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

At the checkout

I like to build my confidence by asking pretty cashiers if they're checking me out.

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Melissa: “So what happens if they say yes?”

Zero: “If I'm at the checkout, they're checking me out. It's always a yes.”

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