Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

BMR

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Every now and then — when I feel like I'm in a rut — I like to randomly mash all the keys on my keyboard for several seconds.

This has the rather immediate affect of propelling at least the next minute of my life in sudden & unexpected directions.

"Don't reboot! Don't reboot!"
"Oh damn, I didn't save that work!"
"Aw crap, my laptop froze."
"Did I just send an email?"

Button Mash Roulette.™ The crisis creator.

I'm still working on the branding.


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