Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

What happened? Crutch guitar!

Arrive at imaging center (for my MRI). Walk in on crutches.

Lady at front desk asks, "What happened?"

Well, I was performing air guitar and landed wrong.

"Must have been an awesome set."

It was glorious!

Performing crutch guitar before my MRI...

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So my MRI took 40 mins. And the process is so loud you have to wear ear plugs. Fortunately, sleeping in a Toyota Camry prepared me for the pod part. Good times.

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