Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Dear grammar checking program I just installed

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Dear grammar checking program I just installed,

I don't need you be underlinging words and making suggestions and sheet. Y'all is making me second guess myself.

Imma just ignore you.

My My grammar be fine! Spelling too fool! O_O

Reader comments

Corey: “That damn paper clip from Microsoft Word is the reason I can't sleep at night...horrendous nightmares”

Zero: “The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on some hard times. ”

For reference: Clippy, the paper-clip assistant from old Microsoft Office who showed up uninvited to offer writing help. He had opinions, too.


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