Dear scientists,
I was required to learn how to tie my shoes before I learned how to drive.
And yet, we now we live in an age where cars drive themselves, but shoes don't tie themselves.
I think you have failed to realize that there are far more shoes on earth that need tying than there are cars that need driving!
Where are your priorities? O_o
Reader comments
Vik: “Giant shoe car - a step forward? You knew that was coming”
Zero: “I want shoes that TIE themselves, not DRIVE themselves!”
Vik: “Right. Stride Rite Vader Tie Fighter Sneaker .”
Zero: “This is not the sneaker technology I'm looking for.”
Vik: “When you're running, it really helps you stay on target.”
Zero: “Unless you ARE the target!”
Vik: “I sense another failed gym pickup line!”
Zero: “Maybe, but if I get struck down using it, I shall become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.”