Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Dress for success

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They say "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"...

So now I'm torn between a nice suit, expensive watch, and spy gear — or — a Batman outfit and tool belt...

I might just have to settle for" eccentric artist", but that's like the least standard look there is...

Maybe that's a good thing.

Now if I could just find an anteater on a leash...

Missing imageIf memory serves, it showed: Salvador Dalí walking an anteater on a leash in Paris, 1969. It's exactly as great as it sounds.


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