Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Espresso

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WALK UP TO CAFE COUNTER!!! AND THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY ZERO, DO YOU WANT A (FREE) ESPRESSO SHOT!?" AND I WAS LIKE, "NO!!!! I DON'T DRINK THOSE!!!" BUT I DRANK IT ANYWAY!!!! OMG!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!? WOOOOOHOOOOOO!


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