Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Exception

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When I have a family, I'm thinking about naming one of my children Exception.

That way I can have fun conversations like...

"Hey, did you hear about the new park opening up?"
"New park, eh? I think I'll take Exception to that!"
"Why, are you offended?"
"No, no. Exception is my son."
"WHY would you name your child Exce—"

Anyway, you get the idea.

Good times.


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