I ain't saying I'm a gold digger...
But I do love heading down to the creek and panning for heavy metal.
RE: Kanye West - Gold Digger (video )
Gold digger
For reference: Kanye West's "Gold Digger," the song this joke is built on. In my version the digging is literal, and "heavy metal" is the pun.
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