Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

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Weird thought of the day:

I bet the first words ever spoken by a human being were, "What was that?"

Followed by screaming.

Reader comments

Bert: “I'm thinking it was ‘What's in here?’ Followed by screaming.”

Zero: “A likely alternative!”


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