Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Grumpy calf

Welp, I don't need a specialist. I can see the problem...

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Woke up.

*mental thought process*

"Hey, that feels better! I wonder if my calf was faking it? Let's see if I can stand on it!"

Grumpy Calf says NO.

Screw you, Grumpy Calf. To compensate for lack of walking ability, I'm going to the gym especially early to look for sympathetic female athletes.

And this is how I meet the love of my life? That would make the MRI bill worth it...

Let's go have fun...

For context: Grumpy Cat was a famous internet cat whose permanent scowl became the unofficial face of bad moods. In real life, she was a sweet cat with an unfortunate face. Or a fortunate one, depending on how you look at it.


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