Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Hat tip to Mitch Hedberg

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I used to flirt with ladies on Facebook.

I still do. But I used to, too.

*Hat tip to Mitch Hedberg

The original: Mitch Hedberg's line, "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

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