Housewife
Noun: A married woman whose main occupation is caring for her family, managing household affairs, and doing housework.
Missing imageIf memory serves, it showed: the Facebook ad that started all this. Use your imagination. It wasn't subtle.
Dear FB ads, Why on Earth would I want to date a married woman!?
Wait a second...
* Checks the Guy's Guide to Guys™ *
Mmmmmm... Never mind.
We're all good here.