Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

I am chicken! Hear me cluck!

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I've decided I'm going to dress up like a chicken today and tell people I'm a highly evolved T-Rex.

#ClosestModernAncestorYo

See also:

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The science behind this: the linked articles are titled "T. rex's closest living relative found on the farm" and "T. rex kinship with chickens confirmed." The costume is anatomically defensible.


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