Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

I don't always...

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I don't always look like I wet my pants, but when I do, it's because I washed my hands in a public restroom.

The original: the Dos Equis ads starring "The Most Interesting Man in the World." "I don't always drink beer, but when I do..."

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