Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

I have many leather-bound books

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If you know me and are from a country other than America, let me know. I'm trying to confirm my status as "Internationally known."

I'm also going to buy a broom and start sweeping the nation.

For reference: Anchorman. Ron Burgundy is kind of a big deal. People know him. He has many leather-bound books.

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