Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

I live

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I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum. And I just ran out of ass.

Wait... O_o

*They Live (Wikipedia | video )

For reference: They Live (1988), where Roddy Piper's famous line is about chewing bubblegum and kicking ass, and being all out of bubblegum. I mixed up the words, and now the shortage is much worse.

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