Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Igniting irresistible attraction

Who knew that igniting irresistible attraction with the ladies would only cost $2.99.

The only problem I see is that I kind of like the scent. What if I mistakenly attract people like myself!?

Ah, screw it! It's worth 3 dollars just to find out!

I already feel more irresistible.

Missing imageIf memory serves, it showed: a $2.99 product promising irresistible attraction. Results may vary.


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