Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Juan gets lunch

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My friend, Juan — the facilities supervisor at my gym — is originally from Mexico.

Juan doesn't always speak the best English.

This is how he just described going home for lunch:

"I go to make my stomach and my mind happy."

And while I did just say his English isn't always perfect, this isn't one of those times.

What a wonderful way to look at eating.

Now excuse me while I, too, go to make my stomach and my mind happy.

Reader comments

Mauro: “The Spanish saying which your friend Juan loosely translated into English is, ‘¡Barriga llena, corazón contento!’ — When your belly is full your heart is also happy!”


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