Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Laundromat Jedi

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Zero Dean, doing more laundry at the laundromat by 8:30 am than most people do by 9.

I know it's true because no one is here.

Unless they all got their laundry done before I walked in! O_o (place opens at 6:30am)

Reader comments

James: “so possibly everyone else got more laundry done by 7 than you did by 8:30?”

Zero: “Those people are laundromat Jedis.”


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Some people have trouble with "Changer #2", but I didn't.

I read the note and thanked it for cooperating.

Reader comments

Vik: “I think its rather presumptuous of Changer #2 that it thanks you for your cooperation before you give it.”

Zero: “Thanking me? I thought I was being told that in order for cooperation, I should thank it.”


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