Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Let me tell you a story

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Whenever I meet women for the first time, I always ask if they have children.

This way if I ever meet their children, I can tell them exactly how I met their mother.

RE: How I met your mother (wikipedia )

For reference: How I Met Your Mother, a sitcom about a father telling his kids the very long story of how he met their mother. Mine would be shorter and a lot more awkward.


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