I just wanted to let everyone know that based on a very short and informal scientific study (that I did on myself in the last 10 minutes), I've come to the conclusion that every time the moon is more than 90% full, my humor powers are at their lowest points of the month.
Yes, it's true. I have LHD (Lunar Humor Deficiency). Not to be confused with Load Haul Dump, which Wikipedia tells me is a thing.
In any case, lately I just haven't been that funny — so I wanted to get to the bottom of that for you. And now that I have, we can all stop worrying about that (and you can stop sending me letters about it) and can proceed to once again send me your swimsuit photos and animal pics and such. Or animals in swimsuits. I suppose that could be cool, too. (I'm easily amused) ;)
In any case, I can assure you that once I'm working under more favorable lunar conditions, my humor will return in full. And you'll probably want to prepare for that.
This is where I would normally finish with a funny punchline or something, but LHD, *man. LH freakin' D.
*Actually, there is a 73% chance you are a female. And there is a 100% chance I am completely ok with that.
Missing imageIf memory serves, it showed: the scientific evidence for my Lunar Humor Deficiency. Convenient that it's gone.