Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Light my irrational fire

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"I have a highly irrational desire to make you happy."

"... And create a family together."

Another failed pick up line at the gym today.

RE: The Doors - Light my fire (video )

For reference: "Light My Fire" by The Doors, the 1967 hit the title is borrowing. Jim Morrison wanted a girl to light his fire. I wanted her to consider a family. Only one of us got a reply.


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