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"Would you be into a really intense short-term relationship?"

Another failed pick up line at the gym today.

Reader comments

Azmiri: “That line works on the older ladies Zero...”

Zero: “WOOT!”

Carl: “I've heard of high-intensity interval training, but high-intensity interval-relationships?”

Zero: “Yes, HIIR. Burn through even more relationships in less time!”

Christina: “I enjoy an intense short term relationship. Never have to share the remote!”


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