So I've been thinking and I need to come to a decision in a hurry... what kind of mail order bride should I order?
Reader comments
Rachelle: “Plastic.”
Carrie: “someone who can cook, laugh and watch your six like the best scout sniper available.”
Jodi: “I don't think they can send those to a PO Box.”
Zero: “Maybe I could become a mail-order husband. I need to look into the pros and cons of both...”
Heather: “Mail order??? Have you seen the cost of shipping and handling these days?????????”
Kelly: “What's the budget look like?”
Drew: “Just make sure you don't get a male order bride. That's a mistake I'll never make again.”
Terrence: “Make sure there is return postage included ...”