Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Marry that girl

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Inspired by a recent hit song , today I've decided I'm going to walk up to a girl and ask her to marry me.

And if she says no, I'm going to tell her I'm going to marry her anyway.

Re: MAGIC! Rude. (Video )

Reader comments

Dawn: “You rebel, you. Wait....if she says yes, what then? Onward w/ the ceremony?”

Zero: “Man, I better find a good one then. O_O”

Dawn: “LOL....well, yeah, you definitely want to be prepared for the yes!”

Zero: “So I should probably get to know the person then... to make sure I don't get locked into anything I might regret...”

Dawn: “And stomp on all that spur of the moment fabulousness?! Well, perhaps it bears giving some extra time and thought. Say....oh, maybe a good extra five minutes or so before you pop the question.”

Zero: “I like the way you think!”

For reference: MAGIC!'s 2014 hit "Rude," about a guy who plans to marry a girl even after her father says no. As a pickup line, it has not been field-tested.


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