Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

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Weird thought of the day:

I don't think I've ever actually seen a seagull enjoy their food. I'm not even sure that happens. Like ever.

It's always this crazy battle (sometimes literally) to swallow as much "food matter" as quickly as possible.

Making it worse is that they're always fighting with their buddies over the best bits. And by buddies, I mean not buddies. And by best bits, I mean any bits.

That said, I did meet a really cute and chill seagull once...

RE: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (video )

For reference: the seagulls in Finding Nemo, who scream "Mine!" at everything, including each other's food. Pixar got the seagull personality exactly right.


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