Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Murder

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That awkward moment you are woken up by a nearby murder...

Because that's what a group of crows is called.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go see a business (that's what a group of ferrets is called).

But seriously, I really was woken up by a murder this morning.

Reader comments

Melinda Caroline: “I read this as ‘that's what a group of cows is called.’ I thought you'd lost your mind.”

Zero: “
Naw, if it was cows, then it would be a drift, drove, herd, or mob that woke me up. Woken up by a mob? That would be exciting. :)”


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