Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

My sleep number

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What's my sleep number? Zero.

And if we ever sleep together, that's your sleep number, too. ;)

*Sleep number

For clarity: Sleep Number is a mattress brand whose beds have a numbered firmness setting, and on those beds zero is the softest. That's me.

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