Weird thought of the day:
Thanking someone for taking your breath away is kind of weird.
It's like saying, "Hey, thanks for making it difficult for me to breathe."
Now, I know some people are into those sorts of things, but if I'm going to be thanking someone for something breathing related, I would hope it's for making it easier!
"Thanks for the CPR, Xena, I kind of blacked out while fighting that giant 3 headed lizard."
"Thanks for unwrapping that anaconda from around my neck, sweetheart. You're the best."
"Thanks for pulling me back into the spacecraft, Guy, I forgot I wasn't wearing a space suit."
"Thanks for giving me oxygen, baby, that cat really took my breath away!"
See? Now that all makes sense.
Reader comments
Corey: “+5 Internet points for hidden Sam Rockwell reference”
Zero: “+10 for catching the Sam Rockwell / Galaxy Quest reference! ‘Is there air!? You don’t know! ’”