Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Pumping with confidence

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"I see you're into the premium stuff. I'm more of a regular guy, myself. But check out my pumping moves."

Another failed pick up line at the gas station today.

Re: Pumping with confidence (video )

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Carl: “ARCO - Pumping With Confidence ”

Zero: “OH HELL YEAH. I am pumping with confidence! That said, that commercial feels weird. Like a parody. But it isn't a parody.”

Carl: “Yeah, when I first saw that, I was amazed that they actually went there. It's right up there with K-Mart's ‘ship my pants’ one ”

Zero: “OoooOOOOooooh. O_O.”

Two references in one: an ARCO gas station ad called "Pumping with Confidence," and K-Mart's famously cheeky "Ship My Pants" ad. My pickup line is about as smooth as either.


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