I dare you to find something more badass than ripping the "don't remove" tags off mattresses at the mattress store.
Reader comments
Janene: “I walk in the ‘Do not enter’ door. Yes, I'm that bad.”
Chris: “DUDE! It says ‘Under penalty of Federal Law’!!”
Dawn: “I put extra chocolate in my milk shake. Yep, I go there.”
Shoushannah: “I never read the rules but I check the agreement box anyways. I know that doesn't make me bad but a fool”
Zero: “‘I do not recall...’ and ‘I have no recollection of that...’ seems to work out rather well for political and corporate figures... ;)”