Confession of the day:
Every time someone says "Let me grab my manager for you." I picture them going into the back room and doing something they could get fired for.
Vik: Management through inappropriate acts - Chapter 1 "The Manager Grab"
Zero: ...I suppose the alternative is you could ask someone to grab their manager, and when they get their manager, you can say, "That's not what I meant." And then they show YOU the exit.
Candie: Innocent-looking employee quietly approaches manager, gently cradles a buttock, and walks to their locker to gather their belongings.