Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Same day delivery from Amazon

Man, my watch time zone got changed to Australia somewhere — I've been thinking it's Friday all day.

I went to order something from Amazon and it said it would arrive today — Friday — and I'm like, "Damn, that's fast!"

Sadly, Amazon doesn't do same day delivery.


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