Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

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That awkward moment you avoid going into the men's locker room at the gym, at a certain time every day, because that guy who blow dries his twig and berries with a hand-held hair dryer for 10 minutes — like it's some kind of cheap off-strip Las Vegas show — is in there doing what he does .

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Mike: “At least he's not dipping it into the dyson airblade”

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Zero: “Hahahahaha! We don't have one here.”

Robert: “LoL!!”

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Dawn: “Men do that??? I had no idea.”

Zero: “Some men do that. He's not the only one. And it wouldn't be so bad if he just did it with just a bit more discretion.”

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For reference: The Oatmeal's "Minor Differences" comic about men's locker rooms, which includes a section on young men versus old men. The hair-dryer guy deserves a panel of his own.


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