I used to keep water balloons & silly string in the back seat of my car at all times.
But then I thought that was sort of silly, so now I keep them up front for easier access.
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*I don't even have kids, but if I ever do, they're toast. Either that, or they will grow up to be unstoppable.
"Oh, you think the silliness is your ally, but you merely adopted the silly. we were born in it, molded by it." — My future children
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