Life pro tip:
Since Snapple claims it's "Made from the best stuff on earth.®", if you want the best stuff on earth, all you have to do is buy some Snapple and reverse engineer it.
Or let someone drink it and then reverse engineer them.
You're welcome.
Reader comments
Carl: “What did you build that bridge out of?“
“Snapple.“
“Oh good; it's made of the best stuff on Earth. No doubt it's structurally sound, then. Good work.”