Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Some guys have all the luck

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Whenever I'm out in public and I see a guy who's obviously enjoying spending time with his girlfriend, I always want to stop and ask where he got her and if they had any more left.

*Still no idea why I'm single.

RE: Rod Stewart — Some guys have all the luck (video )

For reference: Rod Stewart's "Some Guys Have All the Luck." The song says what you're thinking. I just want to know where they shop.

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