Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
Even though I use Splenda — which I figure is probably terrible for you— I always put a little real sugar (also terrible for you) in my coffee in the morning — just so I can say, "Gimme some sugar, baby".
Now, this would be even more fun if there was a real baby available to, you know, give me some real sugar.
For reference: Bruce Campbell as Ash in Army of Darkness, the chainsaw-handed hero whose catchphrase this is. I say it to my coffee every morning. But then I use stevia. Because that's how I roll.
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