I just acquired a GINORMOUS bottle of JOY and I'm going to sprinkle it on *EVERYONE!
*Unless you're joy intolerant — in which case, I've got a bottle of LOLs, whipped cream, and some antacid pills. Take your pick.
Incidentally, if any of you just think I am a huge cheeseball (which I *am*), but are also unaware of my reference...
"Sprinkle joy." — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm just doing what the good man suggested.