Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

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12:53 PM

I'm no expert, but I think the guy leaning against the wall outside of this laundromat and hissing at people might be a demon.

Or a highly evolved lizard snake person.

I wonder if he will be friends with me?

there-is-no-zero-only-zuul-zero-dean

2:07 PM

THERE IS NO ZERO, ONLY ZUUL.

2:40 PM

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i-am-zuul-zero-dean

5:49 PM

"I am ZUUL."

Another failed pickup line at the gym today.


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