Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

That embarrassing moment at the gym...

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That embarrassing moment at the gym when you're on the elliptical peddling away and — while not holding onto anything — you swivel to plug your headphones into your mp3 player on your waist, lose your balance, almost fall, and your automatic vocal response is to shout "F**K THIS!" as you catch your balance.

*wonders if this will help or hurt my reputation as a *badass at the gym*

You know I'm truly scared when I shout profanities without thinking!

*Ok, I have a long way to go before I'm a badass. I still think looking at explosions is cool .

For reference: The Lonely Island's "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions," a comedy song about how cool guys never look at explosions. I check every time. That's why I'm not cool.


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