That awkward moment you look around the cafe you're in to see if you can spot the person hogging all the Internet.
Oh yeah. It's definitely that guy right there.
He only looks innocent.
That's how you know he's up to something.
Shhhh. My logic is flawless.
*In reality, this whole cafe has its bandwidth throttled per connection. It maxes out at around 130kB/s, though you can rarely ever get that high. So really, it's probably not one single person hogging all the Internet. It's all the people's hogging all the internets! O_O