Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
Going to the gym to wait for the apocalypse.This may be my best and last chance to find a woman I know can keep up with me when we're running from...
Please let it be zombies!
Please let it be zombies!
I'm thinking that I'll just hold a boom box over my head and blast out "The Final Countdown".
Best verge-of-the-apocalypse girlfriend getting technique ever!
Re: Say Anything (Boombox scene )
For reference: Say Anything, the 1989 movie where Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) holds a boombox over his head outside the girl's window and plays a song to win her back. Mine would be Europe's "The Final Countdown." Zombies optional.
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