Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The future, delivered

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I've decided I'm going to create a company that delivers the future — specifically tomorrow — with guaranteed overnight delivery!

I've already got an awesome company name and slogan in mind! Now I just need a business model.

FutureExpress®

Tomorrow, when you absolutely, positively need it overnight.


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