Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The future's so bright I've gotta wear shades

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Fairy tales are always talking about riding into the sunset and living happily ever after...

That's all well and good, but what I want to know is what happens when you ride into the sunrise.

Over the next several days — as I journey from the west coast of the USA to the east coast — I shall endeavor to answer this question...

or suffer blindness trying.

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For reference: Timbuk 3's "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades," a 1986 song about optimism and sunglasses. Mine is about driving into the sunrise.


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